Everyone one knows how tough it is to get into medical school… just look at these application form extracts from the people you managed to pip to the post!

1, ‘’ They me test to see if I could read and write and it was to humiliate me.’’

2, ‘’ Venereal disease has become my ‘real love’ for the past 7 years especially gonorrhea.’’

3, ‘’ I spent my school years in fertile halls.’’

4, ‘’ I am not an excellent candidate considering my grades, but I want to go to medical school, even though I have no resources.’’

5, ‘’ To prove my surgical ability, I have rebuilt three carburetors from scratch and I am now working frantically on the brakes.’’

6, ‘’ Don’t let my grades deceive you, I am actually a smart young man.’’

7, ‘’ My school life has suffered, I can’t participate in extra-curricular activities and I am a poor typist.’’

8, ‘’ I learned that the patient plays and important role in the overall medical process’’

9, ‘’ My biology was awakened at an early age.’’

10, ‘’ There are few reasons why I want to be a doctor.’’

11, ‘’ I will make a good doctor because I have studied karate for 5 years.’’

12, ‘’A medical degree can be a valuable tool in caring for patients.’’

13, ‘’ Weightlifting has obviously increased the size of my brain.’’

14, ‘’ I have vigorously tutored my students in chemistry for six years at no change for them.’’

15, ‘’ Being bilingual in Spanish and English is and aid in speaking to people who speak Spanish and English.’’

16, ‘’ I have never been big, fast, strong or smart, so I want to be a doctor.’’

17, ‘’ The more of the human body I see, the more excited I become.’’

Reproduced from medschool.com